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Misogynist Trump introduces new line of Super Glue Toothpaste for Women
Many in the news media and elsewhere have repeatedly and consistently called Donald “Trumporleone” Trump a Serial Misogynist. In response to said assertions, The Don has consistently and forcefully responded by saying:
As we all have come to know, The Don wants us to believe that he is one of the most successful businessmen in the U.S. of A. This despite his numerous bankruptcy filings and stiffing of his employees and/or contractors.
With that said, The Don was quite pleased to announce the introduction of a new product to show his tremendous and never ending respect for women with his line of “Trump Crazy Glue Toothpaste for Women.”
For the first 500 buyers of this new product, The Don is offering a free “sign language” tutorial for the man of the house to present to his subservient spouse.
And lastly, tired of hearing that same old song and dance from your loved one? Then don't miss out on treating your loved one with the respect she deserves by buying her a one-year supply of "Trump Crazy Glue Toothpaste for Women."
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