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Who will Donald Trump name as his Running Mate?

 

Now that Sen. Ted Cruz and Ohio Gov. Kasich have dropped out of the GOP presidential nomination, it has now been determined that The Donald will in fact by the Republican nominee for the Presidential race in November 2016.

 

According to a variety of Republican screwballs and lunatics, any of the following are eminently (means “suitable” Bubba) to be named as the Donald’s choice to be the GOP Vice-Presidential nominee. Therefore, here’s a short list of those who would be qualified  to be a heartbeat from being the next president of the U.S. of A. if The Donald is elected and then prematurely passes away.

  • Sarah “I can see Russia from my Porch” Palin
  • Carly “Look at that Face”) Fiorina
  • Sen. Marco “Little Marco” Rubio of Florida
  • Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh
  • Ann “The Man” Coulter
  • Sen. Ted “Lying Ted” Cruz

How comfortable would you feel if The Donald won the presidency and then selected any of the aforementioned folks to be his Vice Presidential nominee?

 

Of course The Donald could surprise us and name a truly qualified candidate such as former U.S. Sen. David Vitter. This nomination would assure that The Donald would receive at least 95% of the votes of on-call prostitutes, pimps and/or lap dance providers.

 

And lastly, in the unlikely event that The Donald beats Hillary in the 2016 presidential race, it may well be time to think about moving to a truly democratic country such as Cuba, Iran or best of all North Korea.