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Hiring attorneys to sue President Obama

 

Speaker of the House John “The Bone” Boehner recently (ca. June 2014) announced that he’s going to authorize a lawsuit by the House against President Obama.

 

One thing that may well occur is that Johnny will employ some GOP connected attorneys at $600 to $1,000 an hour at taxpayer expense to pursue this specious lawsuit.

 

Given the fact that many members of the GOP in the House have demanded Obama’s impeachment are attorneys, they should volunteer to act as counsel for the House. After all, these same political hacks routinely whine about wasting taxpayer funds. Below is a list of loudmouth attorneys in the House that should be willing to work “pro bono” on behalf of the taxpayers in suing Obama.

  • Rep. Michelle Bachman (R-MN) – Oral Roberts University – 1983
  • Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) – Baylor University Law School – 1977
  • Blake Farenthold (R-TX) – St. Mary’s University LawS chool – 1977
  • Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) – Western State University Law School 1976

In order to save the taxpayers even more money, Johnny could order that no federal judge would be allowed to preside over the lawsuit v. Obama. He could then seek the pro bono services of the following former judges.

  • Fox comedian Jeanine Pirro – Albany Law School – 1976
  • Fox comic Andrew Napolitano – Notre Dame LawSchool – 1974

Working for the Fox News Comedy Channel clearly indicate that as the Judge in said lawsuit, either Jeanine or Andy would act in an “unfair and unbalanced” manner in adjudicating the matter. For more information regarding these Twin Towers of Lunacy, review the stories listed at the end of this article.

 

Hopefully, Johnny won’t wimp out by not filing his promised lawsuit against Obama. Once he does, he can then hire Michael Buffer to say, “Let’s get ready to rumble.”

 

In addition, Johnny could ask Fox comedian Judge Jeanine Pirro to offer her services pro bono since she’s an ardent supporter of impeaching Obama. Jeanine is a 1976 graduate of Albany Law School.

 

And lastly, to assure the safety of the aforementioned buffoons while they prosecute their sham lawsuit against Obama, they could employ the pro bono services of Steven Seagal who has also called for the impeachment of Obama.

 

Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

http://tinyurl.com/qbbkgwu

Fox analyst Andrew Napolitano: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

http://tinyurl.com/na9f56e