► The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney Print

The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney

 
In an effort to assuage the fears of nonbelievers, the Donald decided to take the stage at the DJT Bar at his casino in Vegas and sing the following ditty on honor of Mitt “The Wit” Romney.
 
 
 
Crazy
You’re crazy for being a birther
You’re crazy,
Crazy for being a fool
I knew you’d trust me as long as you wanted
And then someday
You’d leave me for some other loon
 
Worry
Why do I let myself worry?
Wond’ring
What in the hell did I do?
 
Oh, crazy
For thinkin’ my pandering could hold you
I’m crazy for trying
And crazy for lying
And I’m crazy for trusting you