► Mitt Romney’s lyrics to that old standby “Flip Flop Print

Mitt Romney’s lyrics to that old standby “Flip Flop 

 
To assure that his exalted status as one of America’s premier Flip-Floppers, Mitt wrote the lyrics to “Flip Flop”© a 
song he’s hopeful will live in infamy. Below is an example of Mitt’s soon-to-be hit recording.
 
 

 
Flip, flop, I was takin’ a stand

 

Long about a Saturday night

 

A rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub

 

Thinkin’ everythin’ was alright

 

 

 

Well I stepped out the tub

 

I put my feet on the floor

 

I wrapped the towel around me

 

and I opened the door,

 

 

 

And then a-flip, flop

 

I jumped back in the bath

 

How was I to know

 

There was a fundraiser goin’ on?

 

 

 

I was a-flipping and a flopping,

 

Wheelin’ and a dealin’,

 

Movin’ and a-groovin’

Lying and a-crying, yeah, yeah