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Mitt Romney’s New Theme Song: “Blowing in the Wind” by Bob Dylan

 
There is no doubt that Mitt Romney is one of America’s most accomplished Flip-Floppers. In some instances, Mitt has given
 
In honor of being nominated as the “Ultimate Flip-Flopper” by the CEO of IHOP, Mitt decided to ask Bob Dylan to rework the lyrics to “Blowing in the Wind” in honor of this prestigious award. Luckily for Mitt, Bob agreed and wrote the following:
 

How many years can a fraudster exist?

 

before he is sent out to sea?

 

How many years can some people exist,

 

before they are forced to flee?

 

And how many times can a man tell a lie,

 

and pretend that he just doesn’t see?

 

 

 

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,

 

the answer is blowing in the wind.

 

 

 

How many views must a man walk down,

 

before you call him a clown?

 

How many seas must a flip-flopper fly,

 

before he sleeps in the sand?

 

And how many times must the bullshit fly,

 

before it’s forever banned?

 

 

 

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,

the answer is blowing in the wind.