► Trump announces new product line of Adult Diapers Print

Trump announces new product line of Adult Diapers

 

An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is in the process of authorizing the production of a brand of Adult Diapers.

 

The advertising lingo for “Trumpian Adult Diapers” (TADS) is:

 

“Taking a Trump Dump Never Felt So Good.”

 

The Great Leader has indicated that all profits from the sale of TADS will be immediately deposited into the “Defend the Trumporleone Family” criminal defense fund. In truth, it all depends on how good The Don is in promoting this new product. 

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 54 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 55 thru 65 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 66 thru 71 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 301 thru 316 Dawg Opinions
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 4
  6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 304 thru 309
  7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 362 thru 419
  8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 45 Liar Awards
  9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 323 thru 329
  10. Moron Awards: Art. 229 thru 234
  11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 7 thru 9
  12. Screwball Awards: Art. 274 thru 276
  13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212