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Trump and Kim Jun Un get into Yo mama name-calling  An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” and North Korean Premier Kim Jun Un have agreed to engage in a “Yo Mama” name-calling dialogue as a prelude to the start of a shooting war.
It was agreed between the two Overweight Juvenile Lunatics that the winner would have the option of sleeping
The “Yo Mama” name-calling went like this.
KIMMY: Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. THE DON: Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all-day long. KIMMY: Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind. THE DON: Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. KIMMY: Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. THE DON: Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. KIMMY: Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. THE DON: Yo mama’s like a police station, dicks running in an out all the time. KIMMY: Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her. THE DON: Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
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