► Is Sen. John Ensign responsible for Nevada’s Economic Downturn? Print

Is Sen. John Ensign responsible for Nevada’s Economic Downturn?

 
As we all know, Senator John Ensign of Nevada was forced to resign because he was engaged in an extra-marital affair with the wife of his Chief of Staff. Therefore, by substituting his staff for the Chief’s wasn’t in keeping with Johnny’s Family Values mantra, right?
 
As could be expected, many left-wing, commie-pinko, America-Haters have blamed the economic downturn in Nevada on the policies of President George W. Bush.
 
On the other hand, well respected right-wing Theologians like Rev. Sean Hannity and the Right Rev. Rush Limbaugh have placed Nevada’s woeful economy at the doorstep of President Obama.
 
Well folks, I’m here to tell ya that the commie-pinkos and the Theologians aforementioned are all wet on the cause of Nevada’s economic slide.
 
About a year or so ago, Rev. C. Peter Wagner, stated that the downturn in Japan’s stock market was due to the fact that Emperor Akihito engaged in sexual intercourse with the “Sun Goddess.” Since Akihito was married, this constituted adultery.
 
Who could rightfully attack the veracity and/or sanity of C. Peter (Whoops, isn’t that what the Sun Goddess saw?) Wagner? After all, he’s a self-proclaimed prophet and apostle. This self-serving proclamation is about as valid as the late Jeffrey Dahmer’s claim that he was a certified gourmet cook. Here tell Jeff’s rump roast recipe was out-of-this-world!
 
Hopefully, we’ll see an end to blaming Nevada’s economic demise on President Obama since we now have irrefutable evidence from Peter the Prophet (PP) that it was Sen. Ensign’s fault. Praise the Lord!!