Trump distraught that former paramours unavailable to perform at inaugural

It has been well-reported that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was a serial adulterer who repeatedly bragged about his alleged conquests.

Everyone in New York City knew that The Don was screwing Marla Maples and impregnated him while he was still married to his first wife Ivana Trump.

Rumor has it that in addition to his current (third) wife Melania, that Marla Maples and Ivana Trump will all be attending The Don’s inaugural ceremonies.

Unfortunately, some of The Don’s past paramours (means girlfriends Jethro) will be unable to attend for a variety of reasons. Some of those gals are:

• Moms Mabley – comedian
• Phyllis Diller – comedian
• Janet Reno – former U.S. Attorney General
• Rosie O’Donnell – comedian, talk show host, television personality

Photos of the Donald Dollies (DDs) are show below in the order listed above.