Dawg Laments Committee to Expose Dishonest and Incompetent Attorney and Judges. Ever Been Victimized by a Dishonest/Incompetent Attorney or Judge? http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=42&Itemid=63 Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:31:17 +0000 Joomla! 1.5 - Open Source Content Management en-gb ► Donald Trump blames China’s flu outbreak on Mexico http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24605:-donald-trump-blames-chinas-flu-outbreak-on-mexico&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24605:-donald-trump-blames-chinas-flu-outbreak-on-mexico&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Donald Trump blames China’s flu outbreak on Mexico

 

Several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that after consultation with several of his senior advisors, Sean Hannity, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh a Rudy Giuliani (The Three Stooges), The Great Leader has concluded that Mexico is to blame for the serious flu outbreak that has to date (ca. February 12, 2020) led to 1,113 deaths in China.

 

Rudy and Sean advised The Great Leader that Mexico was pissed off about the favors that were being heaped upon China by the Trump Administration regarding free trade. Put simply, these favorable deals with China have caused severe job losses in Mexico.

 

After a meeting at the Trump Hotel in DC attended by the Three Stooges and Attorney General Bill Barr, it was factually determined that Mexico had directly caused the outbreak of the flu virus now affecting China. In fact, it was Bill Barr who provided The Great Leader with irrefutable evidence proving that Mexico was responsible for naming the flue “Coronavirus.”

 

If Mexico attempts to deny their guilt, then let them explain why a Chinese virus is named “Corona” virus? If it was truly a Chinese inspired virus it would have rightfully been named “Tsingtaovirus,” right?

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Thu, 13 Feb 2020 01:41:12 +0000
► Trump to issue order prohibiting minorities in Purple/Swing states from voting in 2020 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24604:-trump-to-issue-order-prohibiting-minorities-in-purpleswing-states-from-voting-in-2020-several-anonymous-and-unreliable-sources-have-indicated-that-the-great-leader-is-in-the-process-of-issuing-a-presidential-directive-ordering-that-all-minorities-his&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24604:-trump-to-issue-order-prohibiting-minorities-in-purpleswing-states-from-voting-in-2020-several-anonymous-and-unreliable-sources-have-indicated-that-the-great-leader-is-in-the-process-of-issuing-a-presidential-directive-ordering-that-all-minorities-his&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Trump to issue order prohibiting minorities in Purple/Swing states from voting in 2020

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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Thu, 13 Feb 2020 01:30:32 +0000
► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Stinkin Crybaby” Award Winner http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24585:-donald-trumporleone-trump-todays-stinkin-crybaby-award-winner&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24585:-donald-trumporleone-trump-todays-stinkin-crybaby-award-winner&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Stinkin Crybaby” Award Winner

 

After donning a red-colored apron and an Industrial Strength Depends Adult Diaper, The Great Leader went on a crying rant about Sen. Mitt Romney voting to remove him from office for engaging in a variety of corrupt activity involving his attempted extortion of Ukrainian President Zelensky. Towards that end, The Great Leader sent out the following whiny-ass tweet.

  • “Slick, slippery, stealthy Mitt Romney had us fooled.”
  • “Posing as a Republican, he tried to infiltrate Trump’s administration as Secretary of State.”
  • “Now his cover’s blown, exposed by news reports as a Democrat secret asset.”

If The Great Leader was the least interested in speaking the truth about himself rather than attacking Sen. Romney, he would have said: 

  • “Slick, slippery, stealthy Donnie Trump had us fooled.”
  • “Posing as a Republican, he tried to persuade the voters that he was a very successful businessman (filed for bankruptcy 6 times).”
  • “My cover’s been blown as a secret asset for corrupt politicans,crooked lawyers, misogynists and serial adulterers."

There are many differences between The Great Leader and Sen. Romney, several of which are set forth below.

  • Romney married to Ann for 51 years: Great Leader married to 2 different women for 22 years and 1 for 14 years
  • Great Leader screwed Porn Star while wife was pregnant: Romney never did so
  • Romney has remained faithful for 51 years: Great Leader is a Proud and Boastful Serial Adulterer

If The Great Leader was one-fourth as honest, ethical and faithful to at least just one of his wives as Sen. Romney is and has been for his entire life then his approval ratings would be in the high 70s.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Wed, 12 Feb 2020 20:16:09 +0000
► Donald Trump fails to take credit for creating less jobs than Obama http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24584:-donald-trump-fails-to-take-credit-for-creating-less-jobs-than-obama&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24584:-donald-trump-fails-to-take-credit-for-creating-less-jobs-than-obama&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Donald Trump fails to take credit for creating less jobs than Obama

 

As we have all become too aware, The Great Leader is more than willing to take credit for things he had absolutely nothing to do with. Case in point is his repeated falsehoods that he was personally responsible for the implementation of the “Veterans Choice Program” that allowed for veterans to seek outside health care if unable to obtain an appointment with a VA facility within 30 days.

 

I personally know this to be a disgusting lie since I’m a disabled veteran and the date of the issuance of my “Veterans Choice Card” is January 2015. If I’m not mistaken some guy named Obama was president at that time and not The Great Leader.

 

Recently (ca. February 2020), The Great Leader’s Labor Department stated that during the first three years of his administration 6.6 million jobs were created. By comparison, during the last three years of the Obama administration 8.1 million jobs were created.

 

After use of my trusty abacus I was able to discern that 8.1 million was 1.5 million more than 6.6 million. Therefore, according to The Great Leader’s own administration Obama was a better creator of jobs then he is.

 

Once this fact is pointed out to The Great Leader, we can be assured that he’ll falsely claim that the figures during the Obama administration are “fake news” and/or the product of “deep state conspiracy” out to get him.

 

And lastly, it goes without saying that The Great Leader will never admit that he was unable to accomplish what President Obama did no matter how significant or insignificant the achievement was. 

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Tue, 11 Feb 2020 16:14:37 +0000
► Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: “Promises Made, Promises Kept (Broken) http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24577:-donald-trumporleone-trump-promises-made-promises-kept-broken-&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24577:-donald-trumporleone-trump-promises-made-promises-kept-broken-&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: “Promises Made, Promises Kept (Broken)  

 

During the presidential election, The Great Leader made many promises to the voters, the majority of which were laughable at best and many that he never kept or could possibly have kept.

 

As a member of The Great Leader’s Criminal Defense Team, Sean Hannity has repeatedly appeared at Trump rallies and stated, “Promises made, Promises kept.”

 

In truth, The Great Leader has broken almost every promise, most of which were asinine in nature that he made to his low I.Q. followers in order to dupe them into voting for him in 2016. Below are a few of the promises that he made that he did not keep, which proves that his favorite beau and advisor Sean Hannity is lying when he speaks to a crowd of Trumpsters.

  • Mexico will pay for the Wall
  • I will sue every woman who lied about sexual misconduct when the election is over
  • Banning Muslims from entering U.S.A. within first 100 days in office
  • Full repeal of Obamacare on first day (Jan 20, 2017) in office
  • Get rid of Common Core
  • Get rid of Obamacare, replace it with something terrific, so much better, so much better
  • Rebuild the country's aging infrastructure
  • Eliminate the federal deficit in eight years (2019 deficit = $1 trillion)

The above promises that The Great Leader falsely claimed he would keep when addressing his supporters is no different than the vows he took when he promised to be faithful to Ivana Trump in 1977; Marla Maples in 1993 and Melania in 1998.

 

And lastly, there is no doubt that The Great Leader’s No. 1 Sycophantic Ass-Kisser and Serial Liar Sean Hannity will continue to tell the same lie over and over to his and The Great Leader’s intellectually deprived supporters and followers.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Mon, 10 Feb 2020 15:53:21 +0000
► Relevant questions to female Trump voters for the 2020 election http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24465:-relevant-questions-to-female-trump-voters-for-the-2020-election&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24465:-relevant-questions-to-female-trump-voters-for-the-2020-election&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Relevant questions to female Trump voters for the 2020 election

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

Given the way The Great Leader treats and speaks about women, I was rather amazed that any woman would have cast a vote to elect him president in November 2016. One would think that a father would feel compelled to kick The Great Leader’s substantial ass if he grabbed one of their daughters “by the pussy” or sexually assaulted them in another manner.

 

With that said, I believe any woman that is considering voting for The Great Leader in November 2020 should be made to answer the following questions.

 

QUESTION NO. 1:

“Would you allow The Great Leader to grab your daughter and/or granddaughter by the pussy?

ANSWER:

QUESTION NO. 2:

“If it is proven that The Great Leader told over 20,000 lies and/or misleading statements (15,413 confirmed lies as of Dec 29, 2019) at election time in 2020, will you still vote for him?

ANSWER:

QUESTION:

“What is the maximum number of lies that The Great Leader would have to tell that would lead you to question his honesty?”

ANSWER:

QUESTION:

“During a rally in Green Bay (ca. April 2019), The Great Leader falsely stated that after a baby is born it is wrapped in a nice blanket, the mother and doctor then decide whether to execute the baby, which is patently false. Given the obscene nature of this lie, will you still vote for The Great Leader in 2020?

ANSWER:

QUESTION:

“If your husband lied to about sleeping with a Porn Star, a Playboy model and numerous other women, would you seek a divorce, or would you basically stand by your man?

ANSWER:

QUESTION:

“If you discovered that your husband was having unprotected sex with a Porn Star would you be concerned that he could infect you with a sexually transmitted disease or would you just give the conduct a wink and a nod?

ANSWER:

QUESTION:

What is the number of women your husband could have sex with during your marriage before you would file for divorce?

ANSWER:

 

After they tally the vote totals we will find out just how many women find The Great Leader’s disgusting behavior perfectly acceptable; however, I’m sure they would sing a different tune if there husband or significant other engaged in like conduct.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Wed, 29 Jan 2020 00:31:21 +0000
► Trump’s God-like attributes that inspires Evangelical support http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24464:-trumps-god-like-attributes-that-inspires-evangelical-support-&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24464:-trumps-god-like-attributes-that-inspires-evangelical-support-&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Trump’s God-like attributes that inspires Evangelical support  

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

There is no dispute that so-called White Evangelicals overwhelmingly support The Great Leader. In fact, over 70% of White Evangelicals approve of the way he is handling his out-of-wedlock affairs, I’m sorry I mean his job as president.

 

Apparently, the White Evangelicals who support The Great Leader, also find that his conduct as set forth below is God-like in nature.

  • Adulterous affair with Porn Star Stormy Daniels while wife Melania was pregnant
  • Adulterous affair with Playboy Model Karen McDougal
  • Committed bank fraud per attorney Michael Cohen
  • Adulterous affair with Marla Maples while married to Ivana Trump (mother of his three adult children)
  • Cheated hundreds of Polish immigrants of their hourly wages for work on Trump Tower in New York
  • Felony violation of campaign finance laws via $130,000 hush payment to Stormy Daniels
  • Defrauded thousands of persons out of millions via his phony Trump University
  • Lied well over 16,000 times since ascending to the throne in January 2017
  • Engaged in insurance fraud per attorney Michael Cohen
  • Guilty of criminal conspiracy re: $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels

Yes, indeedy folks, only a “Real or Born-Again Christian” would find the above referenced conduct acceptable and even God-like in some ways?

 

In truth, one cannot claim to be a Christian and at the same time find that everything is just peachy-keen regarding The Great Leader’s conduct.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49

 

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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Wed, 29 Jan 2020 00:25:31 +0000
► Trump takes credit for reduced cancer deaths but not for increase in STD’s http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24463:-trump-takes-credit-for-reduced-cancer-deaths-but-not-for-increase-in-stds&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24463:-trump-takes-credit-for-reduced-cancer-deaths-but-not-for-increase-in-stds&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Trump takes credit for reduced cancer deaths but not for increase in STD’s

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 476 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

To portray himself as Jesus-like, The Great Leader recently (ca. January 2020), had the chutzpah to claim that he was somehow personally responsible for a decrease in the cases of cancer. Towards that end, The Great Leader said:

  • “U.S. Cancer Death Rate Lowest In Recorded History!”
  • “A lot of good news coming out of this Administration.”

Of course, anyone with an I.Q. a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone, knows that The Great Leader and/or his administration had anything to do with a lowering of the rate of cancer deaths.

 

One must wonder if The Great Leader wants to take credit for a reduction in cancer and cancer deaths, why doesn’t he take credit for the increase in STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases), some of which are as follows.

  • Chlamydia: bacterial infection of the genital tract
  • Gonorrhea: bacterial infection of the genital tract
  • HIV: an infection with the human immunodeficiency virus
  • Genital herpes: initial symptom of genital herpes usually is pain or itching
  • Syphilis: affects genitals, skin and mucous membranes (Trump mentor/hero Al Capone died from it)

What’s next for The Great Leader? Will he claim credit for personally taking actions to reduce the number of smallpox cases in America?

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 121
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 71
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 40
  19. Narcissist Awards = 32
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49

 

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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Wed, 29 Jan 2020 00:15:00 +0000
► Donald Trump sez no Popcorn for GOP Senators that support impeachment http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24345:-donald-trump-sez-no-popcorn-for-gop-senators-that-support-impeachment&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24345:-donald-trump-sez-no-popcorn-for-gop-senators-that-support-impeachment&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Donald Trump sez no Popcorn for GOP Senators that support impeachment

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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Thu, 09 Jan 2020 19:39:47 +0000
► Trump announces remake of the “The Dating Game” http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=23807:-trump-announces-remake-of-the-the-dating-game&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 http://www.noethics.net/News/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=23807:-trump-announces-remake-of-the-the-dating-game&catid=42:whatchdawg-laments&Itemid=63 Trump announces remake of the “The Dating Game”

 

Several unreliable and anonymous persons have indicated that to assure that he has a steady income stream in the likely event that he’s impeached and/or isn’t reelected in November 2020, The Great Leader is in the process of negotiating with the original producers of “The Dating Game.”

 

The Great Leader insisted on naming Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh as the host of the show who would take the place of Jim Lange, the original host.

 

In setting up the parameters for the remake of “The Dating Game”, The Great Leader indicated that the cast and contestants for the show would include the following folks.

  • Kellyanne Conway: Plays part of Suzanne Somers
  • Dr. Ben Carson: Plays the part of the late Michael Jackson
  • Ivanka Trump: Plays the part of Farrah Fawcett
  • Sr. Advisor Jared Kushner: Plays the part of Andy Kaufman
  • Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney: Plays part of Murray Langston, as The Unknown Comic
  • Attorney General Bill Barr: Plays part of Steve Martin

The Great Leader is confident that the show will be a smashing success and will generate an ongoing stream of income for him after he’s booted out of office. He has indicated that 4% of the profits from the show will be placed in a fund to pay for the criminal defense costs incurred by members of his administration and those of his daughter Ivanka and his two moronic sons Don Jr. and Eric. The remaining 96% will be paid directly to The Great Leader.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263
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dave@manderes.com (Dave Palmer) Dawg Laments Wed, 02 Oct 2019 18:33:23 +0000