2014 Academy Nominees & Winner the “Wife Beater” Oscar 

Below are the Oscar winner and the four losing candidates. Below their names are the URL’s that setting forth their stunning accomplishments.

And the 2014 Oscar goes to:

Judge Eric Myers of Tampa, Florida

http://tinyurl.com/pxojdgl

And the Four Losing Nominees are:  

There are not enough moving words that can be put forth to explain the angst and depression suffered by the four losers in this prestigious category. It cannot be disputed that they put up the good fight.

Given their proven pugilistic attributes, it is safe to conclude that these celebrated cowards will be in the running for the Oscar in 2015.

U.S. Judge Mark Fuller of Birmingham, Alabama

http://tinyurl.com/mnzjpla

Attorney James Peck of New York, New York  

http://tinyurl.com/mn474y9

Judge Lance Mason of Cleveland, Ohio

http://tinyurl.com/mujlfq5

Attorney Daniel Chammas of Los Angeles, California

http://tinyurl.com/q36bxko