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Sen. Mitch McConnell: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Sen. Mitch McConnell

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mitch. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirteen (13) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (01/07/15) speech on the Senate Floor, Mitch had the chutzpah to basically take credit for improvements in the economy, which included 5 percent GDP (Gross Domestic Product) growth, 320,000 new jobs in November 2014, new all-time highs on Wall Street, and plunging gas prices likely came about due to the election of a GOP Congress.

 

Mitch the Comic went on to say:

 

  • “After so many years of sluggish growth, we're finally seeing some economic data that can provide a glimmer of hope.”
  • “The uptick appears to coincide with the biggest political change of the Obama administration's long tenure in Washington: the expectation of a new Republican Congress.”

Mitch finished up his comedic routine by saying:

 

  • “This is precisely the time to advance a positive pro-growth agenda" that includes tax cuts, the construction of the Keystone XL pipeline and the repeal of the Affordable Car Act [Obamacare],”

Of course Mitch absolutely knows that the economy under Obama has been expanding well before the November 2014 elections. Therefore, Mitch’s newly minted comedy routine only plays well among an audience of folks who possess an I.Q. at or a smidge higher than 70.

 

It shouldn’t be long before we see Mitch making an appearance at the “Laughing Derby Comedy Club in Louisville. Maybe the Derby could double down on its comedy routines by inviting Mitch to appear with fellow comic Gilbert Gottfried on January 24, 2015.

 

Congrats Mitch; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 4
  3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  4. Moron Award Winner = 1
  5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
  6. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  7. Is it fair to raise the income tax on Millionaires? – Art. 107 – Dawg Opinions

 

 
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