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Dick Cheney: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner


Congratulations to….


Dick Cheney

Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner



This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


Prior to and shortly after the U.S. Senate released its 600 page report on the CIA’s torture program on Dec 10, 2014, Dick “Big Dick” Cheney decided to try and defend his unconscionable and clearly criminal conduct.


During a recent 12/10/14) interview with comedian Brett Baier of the Fox News Comedy Network, Dick said:


  • “The report’s full of crap, excuse me.”
  • “What happened here was that we asked the agency to go take steps and put in place programs that were designed to catch the bastards that killed 3,000 of us on 9/11 and make sure that didn’t happen again.”
  • And that's exactly what they did and they deserve a lot of credit, not the condemnation that they’re receiving from the Senate Democrats.”

Dick went on to say that he had “no regrets” about the use of water boarding. Dick then lied by stating that water boarding led to the killing of Osama bin Laden. When confronted with this lie by CNN host Jack Tapper, Dick said “I’ve got to defend my point of view.” I see Dick, the truth is totally irrelevant. All that’s important is Big Dick’s “point of view.”


In Dick’s demented mind, torture is like really cool. However, since he’s a Certified Chicken Little who received 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War and never had to worry about being subjected to torture like Sen. John McCain did, does anybody really give a damn what his “view” is on water boarding?


To be excruciatingly fair to Big Dick, I heard from an unreliable source that while he was attending Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut, that Dick availed himself of a little torture at the hands of a $200-an-hour Dominatrix who went by the name of “Ida Spankedhim.”


Congrats Dick; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  2. Chicken-Little Award Winner = 1
  3. Does Dick Cheney have a soul-mate (Siamese twin) as to compassion and integrity? – Art.31 – Dawg Opinions
  4. Dick “Big Dick” Cheney bio – Art.32 – Dawg Opinions
  5. If Rick Perry’s elected President who would he appoint to Cabinet? – Art. 63 – Public Official Misfits – Texas


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