Bill O’Reilly: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Bill O’Reilly

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Billy. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (07/17/14) airing of the Bill O’Reilly Comedy Hour on the Fox News Comedy Network, Billy decided to get in on the act of attacking the recent immigration of children from Central America. Billy went on to claim that he knew how to fix America’s immigration system.

Loony Bill then proposed building something akin to the Berlin Wall on the border with Mexico. The Loon then said:

• “Nobody could get through that fence, nobody.”
• “It was a formidable obstacle.”
• “We haven’t done that on the southern border. That’s mistake number one.”

The Berlin Wall prevented East German’s from escaping from Communism by fleeing to West Germany. The Wall was patrolled by armed guards who repeatedly shot and killed anyone seeking to escape.

Apparently, Billy wants armed guards with shoot-to-kill orders placed on the Texas and Arizona borders so that we could emulate the humane manner in which East German Communists protected their border.

I would personally support an open border that would allow Certified Morons, Screwballs and Lunatics like Billy to flee the U.S. for friendlier venues such as North Korea. I can just imagine Kim Jong Il inviting Billy to Pyongyang by saying, “Come on Down, Billy.”

Congrats Billy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
2. Fleece-Flocker Award Winner = 1
3. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1