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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner
 
Congratulations to….
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Today’s “Moron” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
On June 26, 2014, Teddy the Moron called on U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the so-called IRS scandal. Teddy went on to state that if Holder didn’t so act, that Teddy thinks he should be impeached. Teddy went on to say:
- “If attorney general Eric Holder continues to refuse to appoint a special prosecutor, he should be impeached.”
- “When an attorney general refuses to enforce the law, when an attorney general mocks the rule of law, when an attorney general corrupts the Department of Justice by conducting a nakedly partisan investigation to cover up political wrongdoing, that conduct by any reasonable measure constitutes high crimes and misdemeanors.”
Teddy the Moron likes to toot his horn by claiming he graduated scum laude from Princeton and magna scum laude from Harvard Law. As a law school graduate, Teddy well knows that Holder has discretion as to whether to appoint a special prosecutor. Therefore, Teddy absolutely knows that Holder couldn’t be impeached because he’s just doing his job.
The only reason Teddy spews forth this type of hyperbolic (BS) is to ingratiate himself with prospective GOP primary voters that possess an I.Q. in the mid to lower 60s that he is counting on to cast a vote to elect him as the GOP presidential candidate for 2016.
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.
- Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
- Bullshit Award Winner = 4
- Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
- IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
- Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
- Lunatic Award Winner = 1
- Moron Award Winner = 2
- Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
- Screwball Award Winner = 2
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