Alan Keyes: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Alan Keyes

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) awards and one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

Alan is a celebrated and perennial electoral loser that couldn’t be elected as a dog catcher on the Island of Oz if he was the only candidate.

In the past, Alan lost 2 elections to become a U.S. Senator from Maryland and lost to Obama for the Senate from Illinois. He lost three rungs for the GOP nomination for president. Suffice it to say that in the electoral world, Alan is the Ultimate Loser.

Recently (02/14/14), Alan the Comic claimed that fellow Lunatic Rep. Michele Bachman’s plan to file a lawsuit against President Obama doesn’t go far enough and could well aid Obama’s “dictatorship.”

Alan went on to assert that he wants Michele to join his Jesus Christ-endorsed campaign to get congressional candidates to make a pledge to support the impeachment and removal of Obama.

Loony Alan went on to say:

• “Bachman and her colleagues should take the impeachment/removal pledge, and campaign as hard as they know how to get every like-minded Senator and Representative they can to do likewise.”
• “Combined with an energetic grassroots mobilization of voters demanding that candidates for either house of Congress take the pledge, their campaign would help to make the 2014 election an effective vote of no-confidence in Obama's lawless, unconstitutional administration.”

Alan the Loon absolutely knows that no constitutional grounds exist for the impeachment of Obama. However, his sole purpose for spewing forth such garbage is to financially enrich himself by appealing to the bigots that subscribe to such lunacy.

Congrats Alan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.

Homophobe Award Winner = 2

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