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Radio Host Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

 
This isn’t the first Award presented to Michelle. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories, which are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
 
In a recent (11/6/13) airing of his Focal Point Comedy radio show, Screwy Bryan thought it wise to provide advice to the morons (my apologies to morons) that listen to his comedy show on the proper manner in which to exorcise their new homes in order to rid them of demonic spirits that the prior inhabitants had left behind.
 
The Screwball went on to say:
  • “You have no idea what was honored in that home, what was done in that home, the kind of values that were exemplified in the behavior of the people in that home.”
  • “No idea what was honored in that place, what was watched on television, the kind of music t hat was played and filled t he atmosphere in that home.”
  • “And how access or legal ground to dark spirits may have been give by the prior occupants of that house.”
Screwy Bryan then made the following recommendations:
  • Walk the perimeter of your property
  • Anoint each corner of the house with oil
  • Vocally command all demonic spirits to leave
  • Pray in every room
  • Pray over the furniture and appliances to rid the house of unwelcome spirits
Can you imagine how ignorant you’d have to be to abide by Bryan’s screwy commands? However, if the home was previously occupied by GOP Senate candidate Christine “I’m not a Witch” O’Connell then maybe such actions would be apropos.
 
Congrats Bryan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble
 
Homophobe Award Winner = 1
Lunatic Award Winner = 2
Misogynist Award Winner = 1
Moron Award Winner = 1
Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
Screwball Award Winner = 1
2010 Consensus 1st Team All-American Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
 
 

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