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Anthony “The Ween” Weiner: Today’s “Pervert” Award Winner  
Congratulations to….
Anthony “The Ween” Weiner
Today’s “Pervert” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Pervert Award that Tony has received and it likely won’t be the last. To view his initial Pervert Award, go to the URL listed at the end of this article.
After Anthony graduated from college he aspired to become a television weatherman. Given Anthony’s perverted conduct, being a weatherman might have worked in his favor since he would have been dealing with “hot and cold” issues along with reporting on the “ups and downs” of weather patterns.
After being forced to resign from Congress after posting a photo of himself in underwear only on Internet, Tony laughingly claimed that he was no longer a Perv. As we now know, that was a blatant lie.
In addition to being a Pervert, Tony is also a practicing Narcissist. Tony had the chutzpah to recently announce his candidacy to become the next Mayor of New York.
Dirty Nick Richie recently (ca. 7/22/13) said he believes The Ween was a “sexual predator” and that he should drop out of the mayoral race.
Richie reported that The Ween’s newest phone sex partner told Richie “…that the phone sex was not good with Anthony Weiner because he would have an organism, I’m sorry I mean orgasm … within a 30-second period.” Geez, what’s up with dat?
Kind of gives a new meaning to the term “short story,” if you know what I mean.
From the latest news reports, The Ween’s support among New Yorkers is on the decline.
It is abundantly clear that The Ween is not going to become New York’s next mayor. Therefore, he should think about finding work as a Standup Comedian.
Congrats Anthony; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Most Disrespected “Perverts”; you are far too humble.
Today’s “Lying Pervert” Award Winner is Rep. Anthony Weiner
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