| ► Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Liar” Award Winner |
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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Liar” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
Today’s “Liar”Award Winner
It cannot be disputed that Screwy Louie is one of the most accomplished Lunatics ever elected to the U.S. Congress.
During a recent floor debate in congress, Louie argued that cutting food stamps was not evil. Louie told the members that his constituents have repeatedly experienced people (wink, wink,) buying lavish items with food stamps. Louie went on to give an example of a man in a grocery store who said he watched the person [wink, wink] in front of him purchase king crab legs with food stamps.
Louie then went on to say:
“He [unnamed constituent] looks at the king crab legs [bought by person with food stamps] and looks at his ground meat and realizes because he does pay income tax, he doesn’t get more back than he pays in. He is actually helping pay for the king crab legs when he can’t pay for them for himself.”
Screwy Louie then said:
“From the amount of obesity in this country, by people [wink, wink,] we’re told do not have enough to eat, it does seem like we can have a debate about this issue without allegations about wanting to slap down or starve children.”
Of course Louie never provided the name of any constituent that told him they witnessed someone buying king crab legs with food stamps. And the reason he didn’t is because he’s a degenerate Liar.
Congrats Louie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Accomplished “Liars”; you are far too humble.
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