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Chuck NOrris: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Chuck Norris
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
Chuck Norris is a well known right-wing Screwball and Aspiring Standup Comedian. In an effort to further cement his status as an Aspiring Standup Comedian, Chuck recently joined hands with fellow Lunatic and Standup Comedian, Rep. Michele Bachman (R-MN) in lending his support to a “National Day of Prayer and Fasting.”
In commenting on the National Day of Prayer and Fasting, Chuck cited anecdotes from the Founding Fathers to argue that organizers were right in “calling up America’s spiritual reserves, challenging our spiritual fervor and cranking up our spiritual warfare.”
Chuck is another phony Family Values hypocrite who had a child out-of-wedlock in 1964. Subsequently, his firs wife divorced him in 1988. Chuck, 58 at the time then married former model Gena O’Kelly in 1998 even though she was young enough to be his daughter (35 years-old).
Chuck is a charter member of the Standup Comedians that laughingly claim to be God-fearing, Family Value Christians such as Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, Sean “The Comic” Hannity and Ann “The Man” Coulter.
Congrats Chuck; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Unappreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.
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