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Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-LA): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
 Congratulations to….
Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-LA)
Today’s “Ass-Kisser”Award Winner
Since single-handedly causing the defeat of Sen. McCain in November 2008, Sarah has spent a portion of her time as an Official Ass-Kisser for the NRA
In November 2007, Bobby duped the voters in Louisiana into electing him as their Governor.
During his time as Governor, Bobby has proven to be a dedicated Moron, Lunatic, Screwball and Aspiring Standup Comedian.
In further cementing his exalted status as a compliant lackey and Ass-Kisser for the NRA and its leader, Wayne “The Loon” La Pierre, Bobby dutifully appeared to speak at the 2013 NRA convention in Houston.
In a script obviously authored by Wayne the Loon, Bobby told the assembled audience that Obama “will not be able to touch our freedom to keep and bear arms in Louisiana.” Bobby went on to say, “In Louisiana, we are serous about the right to keep and bear arms.”
Bobby finished up by congratulating the audience for the defeat of the gun bill, claiming the members of the NRA “won that fight for freedom.”
Of course anyone other than Certified Morons, Ass-Kissers and Degenerate Liars like Bobby and those of his ilk such as Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, and Sen. Ted Cruz know damn well that the legislation proposed by Obama had absolutely nothing to do with denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms.
Bobby is yet another Aspiring Standup Comedian on the right that actually fantasizes that he could dupe Americans into voting him as their next President.
Lastly Bobby, hopefully Wayne the Loon didn’t charge you for the pair of industrial strength knee pads you wore at the convention.
Congrats Bobby; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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