► Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK): Today’s “Ass-kisser” Award Winner |
Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK): Today’s “Ass-kisser” Award Winner Congratulations to….
Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
Today’s “Ass-kisser”Award Winner
Jim Mountain Inhofe initially duped the voters in Oklahoma into electing him to the U.S. Senate in November 1994.
Jimmy has dedicated his congressional career to acting as a compliant lackey and reliable ass-kisser for the NRA and its chief executive Wayne “The Loon” La Pierre.
During a recent interview on the Laura Ingraham Comedy Hour, Jimmy said he believes that the federal government will stop at nothing to abridge America’s Second Amendment rights. Jimmy went on to assert that the federal government is so opposed to firearms that it has gone on an ammunition-buying spree so that there won’t be any bullets left for law-abiding Americans. Jimmy then said,
A review of gun store websites in Tulsa as set forth below, clearly demonstrates that in addition to being an ass-kisser for the NRA, Jimmy is also a liar. All of the stores named below are well stocked with all kinds of ammo. I’m sure the same is true for gun stores in Texas.
Hopefully, Wayne “The Loon” La Pierre reimbursed Jimmy for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of industrial strength knee pads while performing as a compliant lapdog for the NRA.
Congrats Jimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Ass-kissers”; you are far too humble.
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