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State Sen. Greg Ball (R-NY): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner 
Congratulations to….
State Sen. Greg Ball (R-NY)
Today’s “Moron”Award Winner
In November 2010, Greg succeeded in duping the voters in the Brewster, New York area into electing him to the New York State Senate.
Shortly after the horrific bombings at the Boston Marathon, Greg the Moron called for bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsamaev to be tortured.
During his appearance on the “Fox and Friends” Comedy Hour, the Moron said that torture is necessary in this and other cases of terrorism to save lives. The following colloquy then took place between the Moron and Fox’s designated comedian.
Comedian: “If getting that information, including torture, would save one innocent life, including what we’ve seen children, would you use torture?”
Moron: “I would be first in line.”
It is obvious that the taxpayers took a hosing when they paid for Greg’s education at the Air Force Academy. Clearly, the Moron didn’t learn that torture is illegal and is in fact a crime. To be fair to the Moron, he likely took a couple of courses at the Dick Cheney Institute on Torture located in Casper, Wyoming.
Since the Moron wants to “be first in line” to torture Tsamaev, maybe he should undergo a little “water-boarding” compliments of Sean Hannity to see how he likes it.
Congrats Greg; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier “Morons”; you are far too humble.
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