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Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner   Congratulations to….
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
Sen. Rand Paul is recognized as one of America’s Premier Lunatics, Screwballs, Bullshitters and Aspiring Standup Comedians.
Rand has proven that he is willing to say or do anything to prove that he deserves top billing as America’s No. 1 Practicing Lunatic.
Recently, Rand the Loon decided to engage in an undemocratic display of total ignorance in regards to what the U.S. Constitution stands for. Looney Rand and his fellow Loons, Senators Ted Cruz and Mike Lee recently advised Senate Majority Leader Reid that 60 votes would be required to pass any new gun control legislation. That would include universal background checks, which is supported by 90% of the voters.
It is patently clear that the Loon is incapable of interpreting the U.S. Constitution. In fact, in his last election, the Loon garnered 755,000 votes in Kentucky. At about the same time, Obama received almost 67 million votes. I don’t about you, but I don’t really give a damn what Loony Rand thinks about any issue facing the country.
If this buffoon (my apologies to buffoons) wants to dictate to all the people in the US, then I would suggest that he dupe the voters into electing him as the next President in 2016. Otherwise, I would respectfully suggest that the Loon stop violating the U.S. Constitution by claiming that he and he alone has the right to enforce his screwy ideas on 128 million voters (ca. November 2011 presidential election).
Congrats Rand; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Disrespected “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.
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