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State Rep. Jim Sacia (R-IL): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
State Rep. Jim Sacia (R-IL)
Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
Jimmy spent twenty (28) years as an FBI agent. Since Jimmy is 68-years-old, he is likely knocking down a federal pension of about $75,000 a year.
Jimmy was successful in duping the voters in the Freeport, Illinois area into electing him as a State Representative. Jimmy lives in Pecatonica, Illinois, which is about 18 miles west of Rockford.
As a moronic gun enthusiast and in an ongoing effort to cement his status as a Lunatic, Jimmy recently delivered a rant on the Illinois House floor wherein he said:
“You folks [wink, wink] in Chicago want me to get castrated your families [wink, wink] are having too many kids.”
“It spells out exactly what’s happening here: You want us to get rid of guns.”
Castrating (lopping off Jimmy’s gonads) wouldn’t make him less of a Lunatic. The only thing that might eliminate Jimmy as a Raging Lunatic would be for him to undergo a Lobotomy.
It is absolutely amazing how Certified Lunatic’s like Jimmy are able to scam the voters into electing them to public office. There just cannot be that many fellow-Loons running amuck in the greater Freeport, Illinois area.
Congrats Jimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Premier Lunatics; you are far too humble.
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