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Judge Tom Head of Lubbock, TX; Certified Lunatic 
Judge Tom Head sits as a County judge in Lubbock, Texas. Tom recently took affirmative action to forever cement his status as one of America’s premier lunatics.
It appears that Lubbock County is seeking voter approval for a tax increase, an increase the Tom supports. During a recent interview with FOX 34 in Lubbock, Tom the Loon said Lubbock’s law enforcement needed extra dollars in order to prepare for insurrection as a consequence of Obama’s reelection.
The Loon claimed that Obama is trying to hand over the sovereignty of the U.S. to the U.N. He then said,
If the Loon was telling the truth, Lubbock County Sheriff Kelly S. Rowe is another lunatic afflicted with Headitis.
Officials in Lubbock should consider having Tommy admitted to the Sunrise Canyon Hospital which provides inpatient treatment for people who are experiencing a serious psychiatric crisis. And if this doesn’t work, Tommy would clearly qualify for a lobotomy.
Praying to Saint Dymphna for Tommy
Saint Dymphna is an Irish girl that was murdered by her father and later canonized by the Vatican as the patroness of those afflicted with mental illnesses. In an effort to show compassion for Tom’s mental illness, lets all say the following prayer to Saint Dymphna:
“Hear us, O God, Our Savior, as we honor St. Dymphna, patroness of those like Tommy afflicted with mental and emotional illness. Help us to be inspired by her example and comforted by her merciful help. Amen.”
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