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Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts?

 

Numerous advertisers of the Glenn Beck Show have taken-a-hike as a result of Glenn’s hyperbolic (aka, Bullshit) commentary.
 
As you know, Glenn Beck is a well-respected Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, and Michael Savage Wannabee. Put simply, he’s nothing more than a degenerate liar who is willing to put forth any outlandish lie in order to financially enrich himself.
 
Anyone and I mean anyone that believes anything Glenn “The Liar” Beck sez, is endowed with an I.Q. of 50 or less.
 
Glenn Beck is yet another phony born-again-Christian, family values hypocrite in the mode of Sen. David Vitter, Gov. Mark Sanford, Rep. Mark Foley, and more importantly ex. Idaho Sen. Larry Craig (Glenn’s mentor).
 
Glenn was unfortunately born in 1964 (shame on his parents) and graduated “scum laude” from Sehome High School in Bellingham, Washington in 1982. After his graduation, Glenn Beck moved to Salt Lake City and shared an apartment with a former Mormon missionary (apparently Glenn’s first enjoyable experience at bunking with a male). Glenn’s first marriage ended in divorce (surprised?).
 
Glenn Beck was admitted to a special program for non-traditional students (liars, perverts and acknowledged degenerates) at Yale University after receiving a recommendation from Senator Joe Lieberman. Give me a break! Receiving a recommendation from Joe Lieberman is akin to Miss Manners relying on a recommendation from Idi Amin on the applicable table manners as instituted by the late Jeffrey Dahmer. (Here tell that Jeff's rump roast was out of this world!)
 
Glenn Beck is an admitted recovering alcoholic and drug abuser (Surpised?) Unfortunately, Glenn Beck lacks the courage to admit that he is also a pervert, congenital liar and a dirt-bag (my apologies to dirt-bags).
 
After Glenn Beck’s first wife divorced him while he was abusing drugs, Glenn eventually sought out the expert assistance of Rush Limbaugh to kick his drug habit. Eventually, Glenn Beck became a member of the Mormon Church.
 
Now, in the recent past a plethora (for you morons means numerous) of advertisers have pulled their advertisements from Glenn Beck’s news show on the Fox Network, which includes Clorox, Proctor & Gamble and Lexis-Nexis, a legal website.
 
Luckily for Glenn Beck, at least two websites have come online to support him as one of America’s preeminent dispensers of the “real news.” Unfortunately, for Glenn Beck, these websites are supported by celebrated and/or acknowledged nutcase, morons and/or dumb-assess who are not interested in the “truth.”
 
Comments by Glenn Beck that led to the unjustified and unconscionable pulling of ads by at least thirty-six (36) advertisers resulted from Glenn’s truthful reporting of the news (is there another kind re: Glenn Beck?) which is as follows:
  1. Referred to Pres. Obama as a “racist”
  2. Said Pres. Obama had a “deep-seated hatred for white people” (True because the only white friend Obama ever had was a shoe-shine boy working at O’Hare airport in Chicago)
  3. Affirmed Sarah “The Nutcase” Sarah Palin’s lie re: Death Panels (Was it really a lie?)
I could go on, but what’s the point? Suffice it to say that Glenn Beck is a degenerate liar that would say anything to put a buck in his pocket.
 
Back in the day (ca. late 1950s) me and my fellow students at Rosary Cathedral Elementary School in Toledo, Ohio wouldn’t have had any trouble in persuading Glenn Beck that fabricating lies and/or defaming others wasn’t proper conduct. Jimmy, Mike, Tim and I would have taught ol’ Glenn Beck a lesson he wouldn’t soon forget! We would have taken Glenn down behind the old DeVilbiss factory on Manhattan Blvd. and water-boarded him. Trust me folks, a celebrated sissy like Glenn Beck would have changed his tune after being dunked into the creek no more than one time.
 
And lastly, Glenn Beck shouldn’t be too concerned about the advertisers fleeing his show on Fox News because an unreliable source indicated that the following companies have agreed to sponsor his ongoing false rants.
  1. Depends – guaranteed protection from all of Glenn’s crap
  2. Trojan – prophylactics guaranteed as the ultimate protection from lying Bull-shitters
  3. Charmin toilet paper – reliable filter for crap
  4. Dow Chemicals - aredent/fervent support of manmade pollutants
Look at the bright side Glenn, if Rupert Murdoch (the ultimate purveyor of the truth) decided to dump you, you, you could apply for a job at the local Wal-mart. On the other hand, barber school is lawys an option, Glenn.  Some would suggest that Glenn Beck and his followers are certifed "dumb-asses." I respectfully demurr (for you morons, means disagree). To make such a bald assertion could be considered as defaming certified dumbasses.
 
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