Attorney Brian Hooper of Alexandria, VA; moronic slacker

The state of Virginia presented Brian John Hooper with a law license in 2005 after he graduated from the University of Richmond School of Law.

The Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Board found Brian guilty of engaging in the following misconduct.

• Failed to provide competent representation (moron)
• Failed to act with due diligence (slacker)
• Failed to communicate with his client
• Failed to keep client reasonably informed about the status of a matter
• Failed to promptly comply with reasonable client requests for information
• Failed to explain a matter to the extent reasonably necessary to permit the client to make informed decisions regarding the representation
• Repeatedly failed to timely file pleadings on behalf of his client

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the apologists for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Disciplinary Board punished Brian by gifting him with a complimentary admonition.

As we speak (ca. August 2023), Brian practices his so-called brand of law at 301 North Beauregard Street in Arlington, Virginia.