Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to Nikki and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of four (4) awards in various categories.  Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

Nikki Haley previously served as U.S. Ambassador under the auspices of The Former Great Leader Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump. Since leaving the U.N., Nikki has dedicated her time to kissing up to The Great Leader in hopes that in doing so she will follow him as the next President of the U.S. of A.

In an ongoing effort to establish her credentials as an Aspiring Standup Comedian, Nikki decided to speak about whether Sen. Dianne Feinstein should step down. Towards that end, Nikki spewed forth the following comedic comments.

• “But it’s been obvious for quite some time that she’s in significant mental and physical decline.”
• “At 89 years old, she is a prime example of why we need mental competency tests for politicians.”
• “We need mandatory competency testing for politicians over 75.”

Nikki the Comic has never demanded that any of the following GOP geezers either retire or be subjected to a competency test, all of whom are presently over 75 or were during her time in politics.

In the interest of economy, I did not list senators and members of congress that were 75 years or older.

I do not recall Nikki demanding that Donald Trump who is 77 years old (DOB 1946) to undergo a competency test. This even though Donnie has announced a run for the presidency in 2024 and if he won would be 82 years old after serving a four-year term.

And lastly, since it’s highly unlikely that Nikki will win the GOP presidential nomination, I would suggest that she apply for a job as a Standup Comedian at the Comedy House located at 2768 Decker Blvd in Columbia, South Carolina.

Ass-Kisser Awards = 2

Moron Awards = 1

Tina Fey Comic Award = 1

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