|Mitt Romney's “I have a Dream” Speech|
Mitt Romney's “I have a Dream” Speech
Due to his low polling among African-Americans, Latinos and other minority groups, Mitt decided it was time to take pen to paper and author his rendition of Martin Luther King’s “I have a Dream” speech. And it goes something like this:
I say to you today, my friends,
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are not created equal. I have a dream!
I have a dream that one day on the sandy beaches of La Jolla the sons of millionaires and billionaires will be able to sit down together and enjoy a bottle of Dom Perignon. I have a dream!
I have a dream that my five sons will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the balance in their stock account but by their sense of privilege. I have a dream!
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to La Jolla with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the onerous tax burden a stone of hope for the Job Creators. With this faith we will be able to repeal the job killing banking regulations. I have a dream!
With this faith us white folks will be able to work together, to pray together, to snuggle together, to go to Tiffany’s together, to stand up for lower taxes together, knowing that we will be free one day. I have a dream!
And if America is to be a great nation again, this must be true.
So let freedom ring from the prodigious sand dunes of La Jolla.
Let freedom ring from the mighty yacht clubs in Boca Raton.
Let freedom ring from the heightening mountains in Vail.
But not only that; Let freedom ring from the golf course at Augusta National
And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every country club and every yacht club, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s white children and white men will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Job Creator spiritual, “Tax free at least! Tax free at last! God Almighty, we are tax free at last!”
I have a dream!