Rep. Lauren Boebert (CO): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to Lauren. In the past she has been the recipient of three (3) awards, which can be viewed by going to the listed category at the end of this article.

FYI: Lauren is a high school dropout who dropped out because she became pregnant. She then spent several years working at a McDonald’s in Rifle, Colorado. I don’t have anything against high school dropouts or girls that allow themselves to be impregnated when under the age of 18, however, one would think this background doesn’t provide one with a solid foundation to be the congressional representative for over 850,000 Coloradans.

During a recent (ca. May 2022) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Lauren the Loon decided to further her standing as an imbecile by commenting on the recent mass murder of 17 students and 2 teachers in Texas. Towards that end, Lauren spewed for the following insane crap about gun control legislation.

• “When 9/11 happened, we didn’t ban planes.”
• “I want our schools secured.” 
• “I want our children protected, and I want teachers that can protect themselves and their students.”
• “And you know what? We can achieve this without trying to disarm law-abiding citizens.”

Yeah, Lauren Baby, we surely would not want to ban any so-called law abiding18-year-old from purchasing an AR-15 assault rifle that was designed for killing numerous guys on the battlefield and not kids in school.

Lauren is lucky that we don’t have laws banning Morons and Bigots from becoming members of Congress. If we did, she’d be out of job as well as several of her fellow congressmen and women.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner =1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1