Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Dimwitted Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 713 awards, 128 opinion pieces and 119 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Recently (ca. May 2022), Trump Secretary of Defense Mark Esper appeared on 60 minutes to promote his book which he said was published to tell a story about things he and others in the administration did to prevent some of Trump’s wacky ideas/wishes going forward.

Shortly after Esper’s appearance, the Former Great Leader responded as follows.

• “This is a complete lie and 10 witnesses can back it up.”
• “Mark Esper was weak and totally ineffective, and because of it, I had to run the military.”
• “Mark Esper was a stiff who was desperate not to lose his job.”
• “He would do anything I wanted, that’s why I called him 'Yesper.'”
• “He was a lightweight and figurehead, and I realized it very early on.”
• “He was recommended to me by some very weak RINOs and that is what he turned out to be.”

As usual, Donnie failed to name even one of the 10 witnesses he said could back him up to prove Esper is a liar. As to his whining that Esper was a “lightweight,” this flies in the face of his repeated statements during his campaign to his followers that he “only hires the best.”

The only reason that Donnie is attacking Esper is because he had the audacity to publish a book exposing him for asking Esper if he could as President do any of the following.

• As to Black Lives Matter protestors: “Can’t you just shoot them?” “Just shoot them in the legs of something.”
• Wanted to conduct military strikes against Venezuela and Iran
• Wanted to blockade Cuba
• Wanted to court martial retired generals that were critical of him
• Shoot missiles into Mexico targeting drug labs
• Wanted to shut down all U.S. embassies in Africa

The most laughable portion of Donnie’s response was him claim he had “to run the military.” Donnie is a celebrated Mama’s Boy and Chicken Little who obtained four (4) sham deferments so that he wouldn’t have to serve his country in Vietnam. Donnie’s phony/fabricated medical excuse was that he suffered from bone spurs in both of his heels. We know this is BS because he has spend a great deal of time playing tennis and golfing prior to and subsequent to lying about bone spurs.

And lastly, if the time comes that Ivanka throws Donnie under the bus and tells the truth about his involvement in the January 6 insurrection and various frauds involving his business, I’m sure he’ll claim she was a “loser” and that he’ll say “I hardly knew her.”

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 11-10-21

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 330 thru 340 Dawg Opinions
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 119
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 26
6. Bullshit Awards = 84
7. Chicken Little Awards = 6
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 170
12. Lunatic Awards = 43
13. Misc. Awards = 150
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. MoronAwards = 75
16. Narcissist Awards = 47
17. Screwball Awards = 17
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 70