State Rep. Jean Schmidt (OH): Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

During an apparent audition for a gig as a Standup Comedian at the Improv Cincinnati comedy club, Jean engaged in the following comedy routine while speaking aobut abortion restrictions in Ohio involving rape.

• “Rape is a difficult issue and it emotionally scars the individual, all or in part, for the rest of their life ― just as child abuse does.”
• “But if a baby is created, it is a human life and whether that mother ends that pregnancy or not the scars will not go away, period.”
• “It is a shame that it happens, but there’s an opportunity for that woman – no matter how young or old she is ― to make a determination about what she’s going to do to help that life be a productive human being.”
• “That child can grow up and be something magnificent, a wonderful family person, cure cancer, etc.”
• “This is not about keeping abortion alive; this is about keeping the mother alive, and just because you have emotional scars doesn’t give you the right to take a life.”

So, here we have another moronic comedian who is of the opinion that she has the right to tell a young girl she doesn’t even know that if Uncle Jed impregnates her, she will be required to give birth to the baby. In addressing the issue of abortion, my late father said “If I didn’t impregnate the woman, then it’s none of my damn business.”

Things surely would have been quite different if Jean’s Mom Jeannette had opted to have an abortion in March 1951.

As we speak (ca. April 2022), Jean continues to be an embarrassment to Ohioans who have tired of her theatrics and comedy routines.