Sen. Lindsay Graham (SC): Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-five (35) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-seven (37) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

During a recent (ca. January 2022) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Hour, Lindsay set about to further establish his standing as the U.S. Senate’s most disgusting and nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser.

Towards that end, Lindsay made the following statements, all of which were intended to provide aid and comfort to Hannity’s low I.Q. followers.

• “If you want to be a Republican leader in the House or the Senate, you have to have a working relationship with President Donald Trump””
• “He’s the most consequential Republican since Ronald Reagan. It’s his nomination if he wants it, and I think he’ll get reelected in 2024.

Lindsay then made the following comments about Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” and his relationship with The Former Great Leader.

• “But here’s the question: Can Sen. McConnell effectively work with the leader of the Republican Party, Donald Trump?”
• “I’m not going to vote for anybody that can’t have a working relationship with President Trump, to be a team, to come up with an America first agenda, to show the difference between us and liberal Democrats, prosecute the case for Trump policies.”

To argue that Moscow Mitch and/or any other leader of the GOP must have a working relationship with Trump is farcical at best. This is akin to arguing that Vladimir Putin must engage in a loving and positive working relationship with Alexey Navalny even though he previously poisoned him.

And lastly, Lindsay has his nose so far up Trump’s oversized derriere that he will need a large pry bar to disengage it when and if he ever decides to do so.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 15

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 2

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Misc. Award Winner = 3

MoronAward Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2