Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan: Todays’ “Dimwit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Gymmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards, which are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by visiting the listed category.

Gymmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Capitol University School of Law in Columbus, Ohio. This led Gymmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

FYI: Capitol is ranked as the 177^th best law school in the country out of 202 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools. It should be noted that Gymmy likely declined to take the Bar Exam because he knew he wouldn't pass.

• “Today is Constitution Day!”
• “We celebrate the greatest legal document ever written.”
• “We also hope Democrats read it.”

It’s obvious that Gymmy has never read the Constitution because he clearly doesn’t have a clue what it says. Apparently, when Gymmy attended Capitol University Law School it did not offer constitutional law classes.

This is the same Gymmy that decided to basically urinate on the constitution when he was one of the leaders in Congress demanding to overturn the 2020 presidential election so that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump could remain in office.

In addition to Constitution Day, Congress should, in honor of Gymmy and those of his ilk declare April 1 National Moron Day.

2012 Top Ten Congressional Homophobes: Top 10 Award Winners

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 7

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 1

Misc. Award Winner = 4

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 2

Donald Trump announces support for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH): Art. 85 Humanitarian Awards