Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s: "Dimwit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Shortly after Ohio congressman Anthony Gonzalez announced was just one of several members of the U.S. House of Representatives that voted to impeach Small Hands Donnie for his role in causing the January 6 insurrection.

Recently (ca. September 2021), Mr. Gonzalez announced that he would not run for another term in November 2022. In his announcement, he said that Small Hands Donnie was a “cancer” on the country.

In response to Mr. Gonzalez’s truthful comment, Small Hands Donnie made the following asinine and untruthful comments.

• “RINO [Republican in name only] Congressman Anthony Gonzalez, who has poorly represented his district in the Great State of Ohio, has decided to quit after enduring a tremendous loss of popularity, of which he had little, since his ill-informed and otherwise very stupid impeachment vote against the sitting President of the United States, me.”

Small Hands Donnie continued with his lame attempt at humor by saying:

• “This is no loss for Ohio or our Country and, most importantly, we have a great candidate who was substantially leading Gonzalez in the polls, Max Miller, who I have given my Complete and Total Endorsement.”  
• “Max is a tremendous person who will represent Ohio well.”

Donnie’s claim that Max is a tremendous person is pure BS. He has a history of aggressive conduct and brushes with the law. In fact, here’s some of his “tremendous” accomplishments.

• Pled no contest to disorderly conduct
• Pled no contest to assault and resisting arrest
• Charged with underage drinking
• Charged with operating a vehicle without reasonable control
• Charged with driving while impaired
• Crashed his Jeep Laredo and told officers he had two to three beers and several shots
• The night before crashing his Jeep, he woke up in urine-soaked pants

Unlike Small Hands Donnie and Max, Mr. Gonzalez has a very good reputation. He was a wide receiver at Ohio State University and was subsequently drafted in the first round of the 2007 NFL Draft by the Baltimore Colts and his is a graduate of Stanford University.

And lastly, the only reason Small Hands Donnie is pimping for Max is because Max has proven his bona fides as a Disgusting Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellanous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 332 thru 347 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 115
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 165
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 139
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 68
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 15
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64