Dr. Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s: “Quack Physician” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. August 2021) appearance on the Fox Business Comedy Network, Small Hands Donnie decided to spew forth his usual dose of garbage when speaking about the Corona Virus pandemic, and in particular the announcement by the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) of the probable necessity for booster shots for those who have been fully vaccinated.

• “That sounds to me like a money-making operation for Pfizer.”
• “Think of the money involved. A booster shot, that’s tens of billions of dollars. How good of business is that??
• “If you’re a businessman, you say, ‘You know what? Let’s give them another shot.’ That’s another $10 billion of money coming in.”
• “The whole thing is just crazy.”

Dr. Donnie went on to say:

• “You wouldn’t think you would need a booster.”
• “When these first came out, they were good for life. Then they were good for a year or two.”
• “And I could see the writing on the wall, I could see the dollar signs in their eyes.”

If Small Hands Donnie was ever interested in speaking the truth about how he has defrauded thousands of folks over the years via Trump University, 5 bankruptcies, and cheating thousands of small business owners and workers, he would have said.

• I’m proud to say I’ve made lots of money screwing thousands of folks.”
• “Trump University was a money-making operation for me.”
• “If you’re a businessman like me, you say, ‘You know what? Let’s cheat then again. That’ll mean another billion or so coming to me.”

And lastly, while he has spent the past forty or more years cheating his way to becoming a multi-millionaire by duping thousands via his serial lying, Small Hands Donnie said:

“My favorite American is P.T. Barnum who said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

Hopefully, the day will come when all the folks who support Trump will come to realize that he is nothing more than a grossly unethical lying snake oil salesman who is only concerned about one person. And that person is the one he sees while looking into a mirror.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 332 thru 347 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 115
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 165
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 139
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 68
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 15
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64