Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s: Moronic Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. July 2021) rant before a group of sycophants at the so-called Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas, the Former Great Leader decided to go another moronic, sophomoric, lying rant about the ass-whooping at the polls he received from Joe Biden along with other whiny complaints.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on his oversized derriere for everyone else’s protection, Small Hands Donne made the following statements to be digested as additional red meat by his intellectually infirm followers.

• "And we were doing so well until the rigged election happened to come along. We were doing really well."
• "Unfortunately, this was an election where the person that counts the votes was far more important than the candidate, no matter how many votes that candidate got -- and we got record numbers of votes." (Biden received 81 million votes to Donnie’s 74 million)
• "You know, the New York Times asked me a question: 'What happened in 2020 -- that was different from 2016.' I said, 'Well I'll tell you: we did much better in 2020 and we got 12 million more votes. We won by a much bigger margin." (What did the Moron think he won?)
• "Every time the media references the election hoax. they say the fraud is: 'Unproven! And while there is no evidence...' No evidence? No evidence? There's so much evidence." (Over 60 courts said you and your imbecilic attorneys said your claims were BS)

Small Hands Donnie continued on with his lying rant by spewing forth the following crap.

• “The Justice Department, they failed to call out a late-night ballot stuffing that took place in Georgia, remember that? Where they made up a story of a water main break in order to get people and security to leave the premises.”
• “And then they went into a rampage of stuffing, essentially, the ballots."
• "They deleted, Georgia, over 100,000 votes." (Republican Secretary of State said Small Hands Donnie is lying.)
• “Detroit was so corrupt.”
• "The drop boxes were off very late. 'Where are they? Where are they? What happened?' They're supposed to be -- they're not.”
• “I could tell you what happened. Sometimes late by days in showing up to the vote-counting areas."

Only a monumental buffoon would continue to spew forth these types of lies. The sole motivation for Donnie’s conduct is to further enrich himself personally by leaning on his low I.Q. followers to donate even more money to his sham and totally fabricated voter fraud campaign.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 332 thru 347 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 115
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 165
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 139
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 68
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 15
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64