Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Today’s “Mama’s Boy Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In his never-ending attempt to falsely portray himself as a victim in being banned from Facebook due to his endless lying about the election being stolen from him, Small Hands Donnie spewed forth the following crybaby, nonsensical lies, all of which was intended to be digested by his intellectually maladroit (Billy Joe Bob, it means inept) infirm followers.

• “Great patriots led by State Senator Doug Mastriano, Senator Cris Dush, and State Representative Rob Kaufmann went to Maricopa County, Arizona, to learn the best practices for conducting a full Forensic Audit of the 2020 General Election.”
• “Now the Pennsylvania Senate needs to act.”
• “Senate President Jake Corman needs to fulfill his promise to his constituents to conduct a full Forensic Audit.”
• “Senator Dave Argall, Chairman of the State Government Committee, has to authorize the subpoenas, if necessary.”
• “The people of Pennsylvania and America deserve to know the truth.”
• “If the Pennsylvania Senate leadership doesn’t act, there is no way they will ever get re-elected.”

If Small Hands Donnie was inclined to tell the truth (fat chance of that happening) he would have made the following statements in place of the BS above.

• “Some of my favorite Sycophantic Ass-kissing Morons from the Pennsylvania legislature traveled to Phoenix to learn the most incompetent way to conduct a half-assed Forensic Audit of the 2020 presidential election.”
• “Now my Ass-Sniffing Idiots need to act.”

It is indeed an unfortunate state of affairs in Pennsylvania when you have elected officials who have volunteered to incur the costs of purchasing Knee Pads, Industrial tubes of ChapStick, and the medical costs for double knee replacement surgery for the amount of time they have spent genuflecting in order to kiss Small Hands Donnie’s oversized derriere.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 118 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 332 thru 347 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 4 thru 115
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 9
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 165
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 139
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 68
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 15
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64