Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Loony Crybaby” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. April 2021) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, The Tuck decided to go on the attack once again against real journalists, you know the kind that actually graduated with a degree in journalism from recognized universities like Syracuse’s Newhouse School of Communication.

Towards that end, The Tuck spewed forth the following garbage, all of which was intended to be digested as additional red meat by his intellectually bereft followers.

• “I just can’t overstate how disgusted I am.”
• “Not simply by the details of the lying of the medium, but disgusted by the emphasis.”
• “The media is basically Praetorian Guard for the ruling class, the bodyguards for Jeff Bezos.”
• “That’s the opposite of what we should have.”
• “It just makes me sick.”
• “I really hate them, they’re cringing animals.”

As evidence that The Tuck is an Aspiring Standup Comedian who wings it as he goes as to the truth, in a defamation suit involving The Tuck, U.S. District Court Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil dismissed the case against Tuck and in doing so made the following relevant and factually acurate statements about his ability to speak the truth.

• “The general tenor of the show should then inform a viewer that [Carlson] is not ‘stating actual facts’ about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in ‘exaggeration’ and ‘non-literal commentary [aka, Bullshit].”
• “Fox persuasively argues, that given Mr. Carlson’s reputation, any reasonable viewer ‘arrive[s] with an appropriate amount of skepticism’ about the statement he makes.”
• “Whether the Court frames Mr. Carlson’s statements as ‘exaggeration,’ ‘non-literal commentary,’ or simply bloviating for his audience, the conclusion remains the same — the statements are not actionable.”

Do we need any further evidence that The Tuck is a Loud Mouth Bigot and Serial Liar than the insightful comments by Judge Vyskocil.

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2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
3. Bigot Award Winner = 5
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
5. Liar Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 2
9. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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