► Sen. Ted Cruz: Today’s “Crying Mama’s Boy” Award Winner |
► Sen. Ted Cruz: Today’s “Crying Mama’s Boy” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-nine (59) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
FYI: Teddy is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Harvard University School of Law in 1995. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.
To further establish his bona fides as a Whining Mama’s Boy, Teddy decided to get into a Twitter fight with Late Night Host Jimmy Kimmel, a fight that he was guaranteed to lose.
Teddy feigned outrage at Kimmel’s commentary regarding his cozying up to the Russian military by dismissing the U.S. Military as “woke” and “emasculated” during a recent (ca. May 2021) monologue as set forth below.
Mama’s Boy responded by sending out the following tweet.
Kimmel’s response to the Mama’s Boy tweet is as follows.
“Oh Ted…you get so sad after you masturbate.”
It may well be that Teddy has gained permission from The Former Great Leader to masturbate while viewing photos taken by Small Hands Donnie involving his short affair with Porn Star Stormy Daniels.
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