Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Crying Mama’s Boy” Award

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This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In mid-May 2021, the New York State Attorney General announced that she was widening her investigation of Small Hands Donnie and the Trump Corporation to include a criminal investigation of possible wrongdoing. The official announcement from the attorney general’s office goes like this.

• “We have informed the Trump Organization that our investigation into the organization is no longer purely civil in nature."
• "We are now actively investigating the Trump Organization in a criminal capacity, along with the Manhattan DA.”

In response to the AG’s criminal investigation announcement, Small Hands Donnie made the following laughable and asinine statements, all of which were intended to provide additional red meat to his low I.Q. followers and supporters.

• "I have built a great company, employed thousands of people [most of whom were illegal aliens], and all I do is get unfairly attacked and abused by a corrupt political system.”
• “It would be so wonderful if the effort used against President Donald J. Trump, who lowered taxes and regulations, rebuilt our military, took care of our Veterans, created Space Force, fixed our border, produced our vaccine in record-setting time (years ahead of what was anticipated), and made our Country great and respected again, and so much more, would be focused on the ever more dangerous sidewalks and streets of New York.”

In his statement on Wednesday, Trump referred to Cohen as a "low life" and said both James and Vance have been using their prosecutorial powers to harass him for political reasons.

Small Hands Donnie then aimed is attack at both the Attorney General Letitia James and Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance, JR.  by spewing forth the following nonsense.

• "That is what these investigations are all about—a continuation of the greatest political Witch Hunt in the history of the United States." "Working in conjunction with Washington, these Democrats want to silence and cancel millions of voters because they don’t want Trump to run again.”
• “As people are being killed on the sidewalks of New York at an unprecedented rate, as drugs and crime of all kinds are flowing through New York City at record levels, with absolutely nothing being done about it, all they care about is taking down Trump."

Every time Small Hands Donnie finds himself the target of a criminal investigation, he reverts to spewing for the same BS by calling it a “Witch Hunt.”

The most laughable comment is the one where Small Hands Donnie claims the criminal investigation is aimed at silencing his intellectually infirm followers because they do not want to see him run for the presidency in 2024. I’m not sure you can for the presidency while being housed at Leavenworth Federal Prison.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 111
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 164
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 136
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 65
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 14
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64