Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Lying Election Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. May 2021), The Former Great Leader went about regurgitating his lies about the election being stolen from him. Towards that end, The Former Great Leader told a cheering, Ass-Kissing group of guests at Mar-a-Lago about the voter recount taking place in Arizona under the auspices of the Ninja Turtles, I mean Cyber Ninja’s Doug Logan.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh for that ultimate protection for everyone in the area, The Former Great Leader made spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) and totally false statements.

• “I wouldn’t be surprised if they found thousands and thousands and thousands of votes for me.”
• “Let’s see what they find.”
• “Some very interesting things are happening in Arizona,”
• “After that we’ll watch Pennsylvania, and you watch Georgia, then you’re going to watch Michigan and Wisconsin, and you’re watching New Hampshire.”
• “They found a lot of votes up in New Hampshire just now ... you saw that?”
• “This was a rigged election, everybody knows it, and we’re going to be watching it very closely.”

Nobody knows what the hell The Former Great Leader is talking about when he claims they found lots of votes in New Hampshire and then tells us “you saw that,” when nobody saw anything.

The sad part of this ongoing scam is that The Former Great Leader continues to defraud his followers by duping them into continuing to contribute to his phony PAC, which is setup so that at least 75% of the money goes directly into his pocket.

And lastly, if the Sycophantic Legislative Ass-Kissers in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and New Hampshire succeed in perpetrating a massive fraud in stealing the election in favor of The Former Great Leader, will he then seek an armed attack on the Capitol for the forceful removal of Joe Biden?

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 111
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 164
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 136
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 65
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 14
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64