Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Todays “Halfwit Loon” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In a recent (ca. May 2021) rant, The Former Great Leader decided to comment on the phony voter recount being conducted by the Ninja Turtles, I mean Cyber Ninjas at the behest of the Trump Sycophantic Ass-Kissing Arizona State Senators.

The Former Great Leader then made the following asinine comments, all of which were aimed at providing additional sustenance (means nutrition Billy Joe Bob) to be digested as red meat by his intellectually bankrupt followers.

• "The Democrats are desperate for the FRAUD to remain concealed because, when revealed, the Great States of Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, New Hampshire, and the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, would be forced to complete the work already started."
• "Thank you State Senators and others in Arizona for commencing this full forensic audit."
• "I predict the results will be startling!"

One need not be a mental giant to see what the results of the Ninja recount will be. It will confirm that tens of thousands of votes fraudulently went to Joe Biden thereby declaring that The Former Great Leader was the actual winner.

After this fraudulent result is announced by The Former Great Leader and his cadre of Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, they will demand that the same Ninjas do repeat performances in Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and New Hampshire. 

The ultimate goal of The Former Great Leader and his Flunkies is to have the 77 electoral college votes of the six (6) states listed above deducted from Biden’s total of 306 leaving him with a total of 229. This would result in The Former Great Leader’s electoral college vote increasing to 309, thereby forcing Biden out of office and assuring at least another 4 years of Trump.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 111
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 164
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 136
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 65
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 14
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64