Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to Ronnie. In the past, Ronnie has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

To cement his status as a Monumental Moron and Aspiring Standup Comedian, Ronnie decided to weigh in on the efficacy of the COVID19 vaccine. Towards that end, Ronny the Moron made the following asinine and laughable statements.

• “Why is this big push to make sure everyone gets a vaccine?”
• “I see no reason to be pushing vaccines on people.”
• “If you have a vaccine, quite honestly, what do you care if your neighbor has one or not?”

According to Ronnie the Moron we don’t need to listen to epidemiologists and medical doctors when it comes to combating COVID-19. Who needs Dr. Fauci when you can rely on the expertise of Dr. Ronnie Johnson?

And where did Ronnie acquire his medical expertise? Maybe it was from the hands on experience he obtained while he performed the following work.

• When he worked a newspaper delivery boy
• While working as a caddy at a golf course
• Baling hay on his uncle’s dairy farm
• Working as a dishwasher in a restaurant

In addition to the medical skills he acquired in the above referenced work, he likely obtained even more intense medical training and contagious disease remediation while attending the following schools.

4-years attending Edina High School in Edina, Minnesota

Business/Accounting Degree University of Minnesota

Suffice it to say that the only people taking medical advice from Ronnie the Moron are folks who possess an I.Q. between 65 and 80. Anyone with an I.Q. in the high 90s or triple digits wouldn’t likely rely on his medical advice.

And lastly, given the fact that Ronnie is one of the Former Great Leader’s Primary Ass-Kissing Sycophants, I’m sure he’d believe that the Former Great Leader is a qualified gynecologist because he’s had out-of-wedlock sex with so many different women over the years.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8

Bigot Award Winner =1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Miscellaneous Awards = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1

Screwball Award Winner = 2