Sean Hannity: Today’s “Half-Witted Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of eighty-six (86) Awards in various categories, the subject of six (6) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

During a recent episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Sean decided to further establish his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Liars and Aspiring Standup Comedians in attacking voter reform legislation passed by the House and now pending before the U.S. Senate.

Towards that end, Sean spewed forth the following crap to be digested as additional red meat by his intellectually infirm followers.

• “This is the bill that would allow felons to vote, that would allow automatic registration to vote, that would allow and institutionalized mail-in ballots in perpetuity.”
• “This is the one that would unconstitutionally usurp the authority written into our Constitution for state legislatures to determine the time and manner of elections in their individual states, so I don't think it's going to be constitutional.”
• “Requires registration for those under 18, and states to carry out a plan to increase, you know — people, what are we going to have, 15-year-olds voting next? What's the legal drinking age?
• “Makes it a federal crime to communicate or cause to be communicated information that is knowingly false.”

The most laughable of Sean’s complaints is the one making it a federal crime to knowingly communicate falsehoods. Apparently, this law should cause Sean much consternation given the fact that he is Fox’s primary liar.

Felon’s can legally vote in the following “RED” states, including members of the Confederacy that Sean so dearly loves to claim are made up of God fearing American Patriots. This fact standing alone further proves that Sean is a disgusting liar and hypocrite.

• Alabama – Confederacy
• Alaska
• Arkansas – Confederacy
• Georgia – Confederacy
• Idaho
• Indiana
• Kansas
• Kentucky
• Louisiana – Confederacy
• Missouri
• Nebraska
• North Carolina – Confederacy
• North Dakota
• Oklahoma
• South Carolina – Confederacy
• Texas – Confederacy
• West Virginia
• Wyoming

The above facts regarding a felon’s right to vote further proves that Sean is a disgusting liar and serial hypocrite.

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