Rep. Daniel Crenshaw (R-TX): Today’s “Half-Witted Loser” Award Winner

In an effort to establish his bona fides with right-wing loons and assorted White Nationalists, Benny decided to comment on the GOP’s continuing efforts at voter suppression.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh for that ultimate protection for everyone in the immediate area, Danny made the following comments, all of which was meant to be digested as additional red meat by his and the Former Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.

• “The Democrats have successfully captivated the institutions; pop culture, Hollywood, our education institutions and now our corporations into their own woke agenda.”
• “This is fascism.”
• “And they use cancel culture as a tool to impose their fascism on us [White Supremacists].” 

Danny the Moron (my sincerest apologies to Morons) displays his monumental ignorance as to the meaning of fascism, which is nothing more than a figment of his demented imagination.

The corporations that had the chutzpah to announce their displeasure with voter suppression laws being passed by GOP state legislatures around the country drew the ire of Danny the Moron. He feigned anger at Coca Cola and Delta Airlines for speaking the truth about Danny and his comrades passing laws intentionally meant to suppress the votes of Blacks, Hispanics and young voters.

In Danny’s demented world, the only folks that should be allowed to vote would be limited to so-called White American Patriots and God Fearing Southern Baptists and Evangelicals.

As we speak (ca. April 2021), Danny continues to be a total embarrassment to Texans who possess an I.Q. in the high 90s or triple digits.