U.S. Rep. Mike Coffman (R-CO): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
U.S. Rep. Mike Coffman
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Mike Coffman succeeded in duping the voters in the Arapahoe and Douglas County areas into electing him as U.S. Rep. for the 6th District.
In an effort to forever cement his status as one of America’s most demented “Screwballs,” Mike decided it was time to attack President Obama’s status as a real American. Towards that end, Mike spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) comments.
“I don’t know if Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don’t know that. But I do know this, that in his heart, he’s not an American. He’s just not an American.”
I’m sure that Mike probably knows that Obama was born in Hawaii; however, I don’t know if he knows that Hawaii is part of the United States. Not knowing this would be understandable for Mike since most Hawaiians certainly don’t look anything like the real Americans he met when he was visiting the Beau Rivage Resort & Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Of course American haters on the left have viciously attacked Mike for his comments. These Maoists forced Mike to respond to the unfair criticism by saying, “I apologize, I misspoke.”
Of course Mike’s heartfelt apology and reasonable excuse that he misspoke was treated with disdain and contempt by the same Maoists.
What is America coming to when a true American Hero and Patriot like Rep. Mike Huffman is taken to the woodshed for spewing forth a little bullshit in an effort to get reelected? Shame on you Maoists!
Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected Screwballs; you are far too humble.