Attorney Brandon Johnson of Beckley, WV; Dimwitted Trump Ass-Kisser

The District of Columbia provided Brandon Johnson with a law license in 1990 after he graduated from the University of West Virginia School of Law.

FYI: Brandon is associated with attorney Sidney Powell, operator of a comic website called “Defending the Republic”, a well-known Moron (my sincerest apologies to Morons) who has become infamous for spewing forth loony conspiracy theories about Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s significant electoral loss to Joe Biden.

Only an attorney who is a total Idiot (my sincerest apologies to Idiots) and devoid of a modicum of Ethics would associate with someone of Sidney Powell’s ilk (FYI Jethro: ILK is not defined as a Male ELK).

In one matter, Brandon decided to establish his bona fides as a Moronic Attorney who is willing to support Rep. Louie Gohmert’s attempt to undo democracy by causing Vice President Mike Pence to only sit electors from states that Joe Biden won such as Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and award them to The Great Leader who got his substantial ass whooped big time in the presidential election.

Only a Monumental Buffoon, Incompetent Loser and Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser would have the chutzpah to act as counsel for Louie Gohmert’s Asinine attempt to overturn the votes of 20 million or more voters in the 2020 presidential election that saw The Great Leader get his oversized derriere beaten to a fare the well.

Apparently, when Brandon attended the University of West Virginia Law School it did not offer classes in constitutional law, the separation of powers, nor did it provide any classes in ethics.

And lastly, with The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell Brandon would have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Brandon, his comrades in arms, or any other Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.

As we speak (ca. May 2021), Brandon practices his so-called brand of law withWooton Davis Hussell & Johnson PLLC at 201 North Kanawha Street in Beckley, West Virginia.